Monkey Gets Topical
Monkey likes to keep up to date with what is going on in the world of football
so he can give us his reactions.
After Ronaldo's little misunderstanding our woolly friend finds himself in a similar situation.
Oh Monkey, they told you they were ladies did they ?
Following the announcement that foreign players must learn to speak English, Monkey is worried that as Celebrity Fan no.1 of Barnsley F.C. he will have to work on his Barnsley accent. So he's dug out a phrase book and is studying hard.
" Ow mutch d'yereckon Owardull fetch ? "
" Ow longs tha bin quein ? "
" Weeyurs nearest pub ? I wansum pop. "
" Owdeemissthat ? Silly b*gger "
After the F.A.Cup final two Portsmouth players have their medals stolen from a hotel.
Monkey asks me to provide him with an alibi.
I tell him to take them straight back !
